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Mr. Lemoncello's Library: Books 1-3: Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library; Mr. Lemoncello's Library Olympics; Mr. Lemoncello's Great Library Race
"Discover what James Patterson calls "the coolest library in the world" in the New York Times bestselling, award-winning Mr. Lemoncello's Library series! 'A worthy successor to . . . Willy Wonka.' -Booklist, starred review LISTEN to the books, PLAY the games, and SOLVE the puzzles in this audiobook collection that includes the first THREE books in the New York Times bestselling Mr. Lemoncello series: - Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library: Can you unravel Mr. Lemoncello's very first puzzles? - Mr. Lemoncello's Library Olympics: The competition only gets more fierce when kids from across America join Lemoncello's library Olympics. - Mr. Lemoncello's Great Library Race: Mr. Lemoncello has a new Fabulous Fact-Finding Frenzy game, and someone has to test it out! With 100+ weeks on the New York Times bestseller list and over 2 MILLION copies sold, the Lemoncello books are laugh-out-loud, puzzle-packed kid favorites in homes and classrooms across America! Don't forget to read the prequel, Mr. Lemoncello's Very First Game."
Chris Grabenstein (Author), Chris Grabenstein , Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 19 hrs 11 mins
Mr. Lemoncello's Library: Books 4-6: Mr. Lemoncello's All-Star Breakout Game; Mr. Lemoncello and the Titanium Ticket;Mr. Lemoncello's Fantabulous Finale
"Discover what James Patterson calls "the coolest library in the world" in the New York Times bestselling, award-winning Mr. Lemoncello's Library series! 'A worthy successor to . . . Willy Wonka.' -Booklist, starred review LISTEN to the books, PLAY the games, and SOLVE the puzzles in this audiobook collection that includes books 4-6 in the New York Times bestselling Mr. Lemoncello series: - Mr. Lemoncello's All-Star Breakout Game: The pressure is on when Mr. Lemoncello's latest competition airs LIVE-and the kids are the game pieces! - Mr. Lemoncello and the Titanium Ticket!: Mr. Lemoncello is hiding a secret, and it will take solving a scavenger hunt to discover it. - Mr. Lemoncello's Fantabulous Finale: Do you have what it takes to be the new owner of Mr. Lemoncello's epic gaming empire? Find out in the fantabulous series finale. With 100+ weeks on the New York Times bestseller list and over 2 MILLION copies sold, the Lemoncello books are laugh-out-loud, puzzle-packed kid favorites in homes and classrooms across America! Don't forget to read the prequel, Mr. Lemoncello's Very First Game."
Chris Grabenstein (Author), Chris Grabenstein , Jesse Bernstein , Kirby Heyborne (Narrator)
Audiobook · 18 hrs 23 mins
I'll Give You the Sun
"A New York Times bestseller • One of Time Magazine's 100 Best YA Books of All Time • Winner of the Michael L. Printz Award • A Stonewall Honor Book The radiant, award-winning story of first love, family, loss, and betrayal for fans of John Green, Becky Albertalli, and Adam Silvera 'Dazzling.' -The New York Times Book Review 'A blazing prismatic explosion of color.' -Entertainment Weekly 'Powerful and well-crafted . . . Stunning.' -Time Magazine "We were all heading for each other on a collision course, no matter what. Maybe some people are just meant to be in the same story." At first, Jude and her twin brother are NoahandJude; inseparable. Noah draws constantly and is falling in love with the charismatic boy next door, while daredevil Jude wears red-red lipstick, cliff-dives, and does all the talking for both of them. Years later, they are barely speaking. Something has happened to change the twins in different yet equally devastating ways . . . but then Jude meets an intriguing, irresistible boy and a mysterious new mentor. The early years are Noah's to tell; the later years are Jude's. But they each have only half the story, and if they can only find their way back to one another, they'll have a chance to remake their world. This radiant, award-winning novel from the acclaimed author of The Sky Is Everywhere will leave you breathless and teary and laughing-often all at once."
Jandy Nelson (Author), Jesse Bernstein , Julia Whelan (Narrator)
Audiobook · 12 hrs 57 mins
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Wrath of the Triple Goddess
"Brought to you by Puffin. THE ORIGINAL HERO. A BRAND-NEW ADVENTURE. Percy Jackson has saved the world multiple times – battling monsters, Titans, even death himself – so graduating high school should be a breeze, right? Wrong. Percy needs three recommendation letters from the gods before his final year in high school comes to an end. And one thing Percy knows, the gods on Mount Olympus don’t do anything for free. To secure his second letter, Percy and his friends Annabeth and Grover agree to a new quest – pet-sitting for the goddess Hecate while she’s away over Halloween. They just need to follow her simple rules: - Look after the pets like their lives depend on it (because they do) - Don’t touch anything – especially Hecate’s magic potions! - See points 1 and 2 But when Grover’s curiosity gets the better of him, the trio find themselves with a giant goat, a destroyed house, and Hecate’s (terrifying and potentially deadly) pets on the loose in New York City. Now the trio have twenty-four hours to find the pets and restore the mansion to order – or face the full fury of Hecate and her horrifying three-heads. ©2024 Rick Riordan (P)2024 Penguin Audio"
Rick Riordan (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 8 hrs 37 mins
Homeland Insecurity: First Mission
"Secret agents are all Jack and his friends ever wanted to be. Spy adventures were the movies they watched, the books they read, and even the games they played. Playtime is over! Kelly, a political refugee and friend of Jack's sister is targeted for revenge by the man her father sent to prison. Armed with nothing but heroic courage and skills born from their childhood dreams, Jack and his friends fight a battle against an enemy who will stop at nothing to get what he wants. If Jack is to survive, he and his friends must work as a team, and even then, winning comes at a terrible price. From USA Today and Amazon bestselling author Shawn M. Warner (Leigh Howard and the Ghosts of Simmons-Pierce Manor)."
Shawn M. Warner (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 9 hrs 3 mins
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Chalice of the Gods: (A BRAND NEW PERCY JACKSON ADVENTURE)
"Brought to you by Penguin. The original hero. A brand-new adventure. Percy Jackson has saved the world multiple times - battling monsters, Titans, even giants - but these days the modern-day son of Poseidon is hoping for a regular final year at school. Too bad the Greek gods have other plans, and three new quests for Percy to complete. First up: the cupbearer of the gods, Ganymede, is missing his golden chalice. Not only is this embarrassing (why do the gods keep losing their magical items?), it's also potentially disastrous. One sip from the cup will turn any mortal into a powerful god. And the old gods do not take kindly to newbies. Can Percy and his friends Annabeth and Grover find the chalice before it falls into the wrong hands? And even if they do, will they be able to resist its awesome power. . .? Readers new to the Percy Jackson universe and long-time fans will love this epic adventure - full of legendary heroes, mythical creatures, ancient Greek gods and enduring friendship - from the global bestseller Rick Riordan. ©2023 Rick Riordan (P)2023 Penguin Audio"
Audiobook · 7 hrs 23 mins
Mr. Lemoncello's All-Star Breakout Game
"THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING SERIES WITH MORE THAN TWO MILLION COPIES SOLD! And we're live! From what James Patterson calls "the coolest library in the world" to Mr. Lemoncello's first-ever televised breakout game, follow along and solve the clues in this interactive adventure! By the co-author of Murdle Jr.: Sleuths on the Loose… "A worthy successor to the original madman puzzle-master himself, Willy Wonka." -Booklist, starred review of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library Mr. Lemoncello is leaving the library and going live across the nation with his latest game. Kyle Keeley can't wait to audition, but only a lucky few will get to compete in front of millions of viewers in a completely immersive new breakout game-with real kids as the playing pieces! Nothing is ever as it seems with Mr. Lemoncello, and the clock is ticking. Can Kyle and his friends crack the codes in time to win it all? Don't miss the bonus puzzle in the back! The Lemoncello books are laugh-out-loud, puzzle-packed must-reads for classrooms and homes across America. Look for the whole series! Mr. Lemoncello's Very First Game (the prequel) Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library (also available as a graphic novel) Mr. Lemoncello's Library Olympics (also available as a graphic novel) Mr. Lemoncello's Great Library Race Mr. Lemoncello's All-Star Breakout Game Mr. Lemoncello and the Titanium Ticket Mr. Lemoncello's Fantabulous Finale"
Audiobook · 6 hrs 4 mins
Mr. Lemoncello's Great Library Race
"THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING SERIES WITH MORE THAN TWO MILLION COPIES SOLD! On your marks. Get set. Read! From what James Patterson calls "the coolest library in the world" to the race of a lifetime, follow along and solve the clues in this interactive adventure! By the co-author of Murdle Jr.: Sleuths on the Loose… "A worthy successor to the original madman puzzle-master himself, Willy Wonka." -Booklist, starred review of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library Everyone's favorite game maker, Mr. Lemoncello, is testing out his new fabulous fact-finding frenzy game. Kyle Keeley and the other lucky finalists will go on a great race-by bicycle, bookmobile, even Mr. Lemoncello's corporate banana jet!-to find fascinating facts about famous Americans-and win spectacular prizes. But when a few surprising "facts" about Mr. Lemoncello surface, it might just be game over! Includes a note read by the author, Chris Grabenstein. The Lemoncello audiobooks are laugh-out-loud, puzzle-packed must-listens for classrooms and homes across America. Look for the whole series! Mr. Lemoncello's Very First Game Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library Mr. Lemoncello's Library Olympics Mr. Lemoncello's Great Library Race Mr. Lemoncello's All-Star Breakout Game Mr. Lemoncello and the Titanium Ticket Mr. Lemoncello's Fantabulous Finale"
Audiobook · 6 hrs 48 mins
Camp Half-Blood Confidential (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
"Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Camp Half-Blood Confidential by Rick Riordan, read by Jesse Bernstein. Camp Half-Blood FYI will follow on the heels of THE DARK PROPHECY, a treat for readers who want to stay in the world of Apollo and Percy Jackson. This funny insider's guide to the demigod training camp in Long Island will be narrated by none other than Percy Jackson himself, and other favourite characters will be heard from, too. In response to an awful camp orientation video created by the god Apollo, Percy Jackson and other residents of Camp Half-Blood answer such questions as 'What is this place?' and 'Do I get to keep the T-shirt?' Newbies can check out the section on the Divine Cabins, read up on Magical Landmarks, and consult the chapter of Training Arenas. But Camp Half-Blood Confidential explores much more than just the buildings and grounds. It includes info that can only be learned from those who live there. For instance, campers do not always co-exist in peace and harmony. The camp is not run with superior efficiency. Prophecies do not flow forth with great regularity. Sprinkled throughout are stories from heroes who have called Camp Half-Blood home or just passed through on their way to places unknown. Chiron himself introduces the book with a brief history of training based on his millennia of experience. And, of course, divine words of wisdom from the god Apollo himself are included, because the demigod authors would prefer not to be struck down by him, thank you very much."
Audiobook · 3 hrs 22 mins
Mr. Lemoncello's Library Olympics
"THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING SERIES WITH MORE THAN TWO MILLION COPIES SOLD! Discover what James Patterson calls "the coolest library in the world." Follow along and solve the clues in this interactive adventure featuring Mr. Lemoncello's first-ever Library Olympics! From the co-author of Murdle Jr.: Sleuths on the Loose… "Lots of action and quirky humor will lead kids to do just what libraries encourage them to do: keep reading." -The Washington Post The world-famous game maker Luigi Lemoncello is at it again! This time Mr. Lemoncello has invited teams from across America for the debut of the Library Olympics. Kyle Keeley knows that the competition is fierce. But something suspicious is going on-books are missing from the shelves! Is someone trying to censor what the kids are reading? Now it's not just a game, and Kyle and his friends will have to band together to get to the bottom of this mystery. Let the games begin! Don't miss the bonus puzzle and the craft in the back! The Lemoncello books are laugh-out-loud, puzzle-packed must-reads for classrooms and homes across America. Look for the whole series! Mr. Lemoncello's Very First Game (the prequel) Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library (also available as a graphic novel) Mr. Lemoncello's Library Olympics (also available as a graphic novel) Mr. Lemoncello's Great Library Race Mr. Lemoncello's All-Star Breakout Game Mr. Lemoncello and the Titanium Ticket Mr. Lemoncello's Fantabulous Finale"
Chris Grabenstein (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 6 hrs 5 mins
"Acclaimed author duo Marisa de los Santos and David Tague return with a heartwarming middle grade adventure about two misfits discovering the importance of just being themselves, perfect for fans of Counting By 7’s and Hello Universe. When thirteen-year-olds Aaron and Audrey meet at a wilderness camp in the desert, they think their quirks are enough to prevent them from ever having friends. But as they trek through the challenging and unforgiving landscape, they learn that they each have what it takes to make the other whole. Luminous and clever, Connect the Stars takes on some hefty topics of the day—bullying, understanding where you fit in, and learning to live with physical and mental challenges—all in a joyous adventure kids will love!"
David Teague , Marisa De los Santos (Author), Cassandra Morris , Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 7 hrs 30 mins
Percy Jackson and the Greek Heroes
"Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook edition of Percy Jackson and the Greek Heroes by Rick Riordan, read by Jesse Bernstein. In this gripping follow-up to Percy Jackson and the Greek Gods, demigod Percy Jackson tells the stories of twelve of the original Greek heroes in all their gory, bloodthirsty glory. Want to know who cut off Medusa's head? Which hero was raised by a she-bear? Who tamed Pegasus, the winged horse? Percy has all the answers . . ."
Audiobook · 15 hrs 46 mins
Three-Ring Rascals, Books 1-2: The Show Must Go On!; The Greatest Star on Earth
"This audiobook collection includes: Three-Ring Rascals, Book 1: The Show Must Go On! When Sir Sidney, a kindly old circus owner, becomes too tired to travel with his show, he places a Help Wanted ad in the newspaper. Enter Barnabas Brambles: "I have a degree in lion taming from the University of Piccadilly Circus." But does Leo the lion need taming? Will Elsa the elephant still get her gourmet peanuts? And what will Brambles say when he discovers Bert and Gert-two mice who travel with the circus on popcorn cleanup patrol? Brambles has big plans: More cities! More shows! No more free popcorn. Soon he's made a big mess of Sir Sidney's Circus, but Leo, Elsa, Bert, Gert, and the rest of the performers agree: The Show Must Go On! Three-Ring Rascals, Book 2: The Greatest Star on Earth The rascals from the world's friendliest family circus are back in the second installment of this "smafunderful"* series. Everyone knows Sir Sidney's Circus is the best in the world. But who's the star of the show? The Circus Times is having a contest to find out. Just thinking about it gives Sir Sidney a worrywart, and it's quickly clear why. Soon after he goes off to rest, the performers start thinking too much about winning the trophy and not enough about putting on a good show. Meanwhile, it looks as if ringmaster-in-training Barnabas Brambles might need some help managing the crew, so Bert and Gert, the sly brother-and-sister mice who travel with the show, set out to write a book to teach him how it's done. Does Bert and Gert's plan work? And who is the star of the circus? All will be revealed in The Greatest Star on Earth. *Kirkus Reviews"
Kate Klise (Author), Cassandra Campbell , Fabio Tassone , Georgette Perna , Jesse Bernstein , John H. Mayer , Kathleen Mcinerney , Kirsten Potter , Lincoln Hoppe , Robbie Daymond , Stefan Rudnicki , Tara Sands , Todd Haberkorn (Narrator)
Audiobook · 3 hrs 4 mins
Three-Ring Rascals, Books 3-4: The Circus Goes to Sea; Pop Goes the Circus!
"Three-Ring Rascals, Book 3: The Circus Goes to Sea For many years, Sir Sidney's Circus has traveled by train. But one day a letter arrives from Miss Flora Endora Eliza LaBuena LaPasta inviting the circus to travel aboard the SS Spaghetti. Who can resist? The Spaghetti is a floating palace of elegance and entertainment. There's only one problem: Miss LaPasta doesn't want Barnabas Brambles to come aboard, because she's heard he's the meanest man alive. Lucky for Barnabas Brambles, his boss is Sir Sidney, the nicest man alive. Sir Sidney insists the entire circus, including Barnabas Brambles, accept the invitation. But Leo doesn't like water. Elsa's never been swimming. The Famous Flying Banana Brothers have no idea where they'll put their trapeze. And what's that large object up ahead in the water? Three-Ring Rascals, Book 4: Pop Goes the Circus! Two runaway rascals go on the road in the fourth installment of this highly praised, popular series. Bert the circus mouse has gone missing! The members of Sir Sidney's Circus figure he's nearby, sulking after an argument with his sister, Gert. Little do they know that he's been carried away by a rogue balloon. Meanwhile, in a faraway state, Flora LaPasta is tired of being ignored as her parents prepare for a new baby, so she mails herself to Sir Sidney's Circus in protest. A popped balloon and a mixed-up shipment soon bring Bert and Flora together. In the worst of times, a best friendship is born. But can the pair make it through a world of bad drivers, angry mobs, and greedy robbers? How long can a circus mouse and a runaway girl survive on their own? Praise for the Three-Ring Rascals Series: "Youngsters will find reading smooth sailing and look forward to future escapades." -Kirkus Reviews "The story zips along, the text and illustrations are full of playful surprises, and the author sustains a tone of rare and genuine sweetness . . . Rich and inventive." -Chicago Tribune "Absurd situations, winning characters and plenty of heartfelt moments and laughs combine to make this a surefire hit." -Kirkus Reviews "A fun pick for fans of silly stories and for reluctant readers, too." -School Library Journal"
Kate Klise (Author), Ann Marie Lee , Cassandra Campbell , Fabio Tassone , Georgette Perna , Jesse Bernstein , John H. Mayer , Kathleen Mcinerney , Kirsten Potter , Lincoln Hoppe , Robbie Daymond , Stefan Rudnicki , Tara Sands , Todd Haberkorn (Narrator)
Audiobook · 2 hrs 48 mins
The Cost of All Things
"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind meets We Were Liars in this thought-provoking and brilliantly written debut that is part love story, part mystery, part high-stakes drama. What would you pay to cure your heartbreak? Banish your sadness? Transform your looks? The right spell can fix anything…. When Ari's boyfriend Win dies, she gets a spell to erase all memory of him. But spells come at a cost, and this one sets off a chain of events that reveal the hidden—and sometimes dangerous—connections between Ari, her friends, and the boyfriend she can no longer remember. Told from four different points of view, this original and affecting novel weaves past and present in a suspenseful narrative that unveils the truth behind a terrible tragedy."
Maggie Lehrman (Author), Jesse Bernstein , Nicholas Dressel , Shannon Mcmanus , Sharmila Devar (Narrator)
Audiobook · 9 hrs 30 mins
Percy Jackson and the Greek Gods
"Brought to you by Penguin. 'If you like horror shows, bloodbaths, lying, stealing, backstabbing and cannibalism, then read on...' Who could tell the true stories of the gods and goddesses of Olympus better than modern-day demigod Percy Jackson? In this action-packed tour of Greek mythology, Percy gives his hilarious personal views on the feuds, fights and love affairs of the Olympians. Want to know how Zeus came to be top god? How many times Kronos ate one of his own kids? How Athena literally burst out of another god's head? It's all here in black and white... Rick Riordan has now sold an incredible 55 million copies of his books worldwide! 'Explosive' - Big Issue 'Action-packed' - Telegraph © Rick Riordan 2014 (P) Penguin Audio 2015"
Audiobook · 12 hrs 23 mins
Finding Mr. Brightside
"Two funny, smart, but hopelessly lost teens find love at CVS. Abram and Juliette know each other. They’ve lived down the street from each other their whole lives. But they don’t really know each other—at least, not until Juliette’s mom and Abram’s dad have a torrid affair that culminates in a deadly car crash. Later, when they see each other, it's uncomfortable, to say the least. They don’t speak. Fast forward to the neighborhood pharmacy, a few months later. Abram is on Paxil. Juliette is on Adderall. Abram decides to say hello. Then he decides to invite her to Taco Bell. To both of their surprise, she agrees. And the real love story begins. At turns poignant, funny, and insightful, this compelling novel proves that love can emerge from pain and ultimately triumph."
Jay Clark (Author), Cris Dukehart , Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 5 hrs 8 mins
Guinea Dog Collection: Books 1-3
"Guinea Dog: Rufus has been dreaming of getting a dog. His best friend has one. His worst friend has one. But his dad has a few objections: They whine. They gnaw. They bark. They scratch. They beg. They drool. Rufus pays no attention when his mom offers her think-outside-the-box suggestion, because she can't be serious. She can't be. She can be. And she actually comes home with a guinea pig. And if Rufus's dad thinks dogs are a problem, he won't know what hit him when he meets the Guinea Pig that Thinks She's a Dog. She barks. She bites. She'll eat your homework Guinea Dog 2: When his classmates learn about Fido, the guinea pig that acts like a dog, they all want a piece of Rufus, her owner. But Rufus hates the attention, the demands, the 'celebrity.' So he decides to make Fido learn how to be an actual guinea pig. But when she goes missing, he feels terrible. Was she lost, 'dognapped,' or did she run away, because he no longer liked her just the way she was? Offering the same offbeat humor and pacing of the first Guinea Dog, this novel will prove to be a listener's best friend. Guinea Dog 3: When Rufus, Murphy, Lurena, and their pets go camping, they meet Pedro, a shy boy who seems afraid of just about everything--especially the water. One thing leads to another and the kids go into a nearby town to buy him a pet to cheer him up--a guinea pig, naturally. Yet what they bring home may look like a guinea pig, but it can swim--like an otter! Guinea Dog has appeared not only on many state lists, but on county and school district lists as well. Here are just some of its appearances: Hawaii NeNe Award Nominee, Washington State Sasquatch Award Nominee, Massachusetts Children's Book Award Honor, Florida Sunshine State Master List, Kansas Winner of the William Allen White Award, Colorado Children's Book Award Nominee, New Hampshire Great Stone Face Award Master List, and Texas's Cy-Fair Horned Toad Tales List."
Patrick Jennings (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 9 hrs 7 mins
"Rufus has been dreaming of getting a dog. His best friend has one. His worst friend has one. But his dad has a few objections: They whine. They gnaw. They bark. They scratch. They beg. They drool. Rufus pays no attention when his mom offers her think-outside-the-box suggestion, because she can't be serious. She can't be. She can be. And she actually comes home with a guinea pig. And if Rufus's dad thinks dogs are a problem, he won't know what hit him when he meets the Guinea Pig that Thinks She's a Dog. She barks. She bites. She'll eat your homework."
Audiobook · 3 hrs 15 mins
"Listeners who loved Guinea Dog have been sitting, begging, and rolling over for a sequel. The beloved Patrick Jennings returns with the follow up to his award-winning and state list hogging title! When his classmates learn about Fido, the guinea pig that acts like a dog, they all want a piece of Rufus, her owner. But Rufus hates the attention, the demands, the 'celebrity.' So he decides to make Fido learn how to be an actual guinea pig. But when she goes missing, he feels terrible. Was she lost, 'dognapped,' or did she run away, because he no longer liked her just the way she was? Offering the same offbeat humor and pacing of the first Guinea Dog, this novel will prove to be a listener's best friend."
Audiobook · 2 hrs 52 mins
"An award-winning, hilariously funny middle-grade series about guinea pigs who act like other pets will move its author, Patrick Jennings, into the ranks of much-loved writers, such as Louis Sachar and Andrew Clements. When Rufus, Murphy, Lurena, and their pets go camping, they meet Pedro, a shy boy who seems afraid of just about everything--especially the water. One thing leads to another and the kids go into a nearby town to buy him a pet to cheer him up--a guinea pig, naturally. Yet what they bring home may look like a guinea pig, but it can swim--like an otter! Guinea Dog has appeared not only on many state lists, but on county and school district lists as well. Here are just some of its appearances: Hawaii NeNe Award Nominee, Washington State Sasquatch Award Nominee, Massachusetts Children's Book Award Honor, Florida Sunshine State Master List, Kansas Winner of the William Allen White Award, Colorado Children's Book Award Nominee, New Hampshire Great Stone Face Award Master List, and Texas's Cy-Fair Horned Toad Tales List."
Family Ties: The Theory, Practice, and Destructive Properties of Relatives
"Family fun takes center stage in three-time Newbery Honor winner Gary Paulsen’s hilarious novel for middle-school boys. Kevin Spencer is the glue that holds his family together. When his wacky relatives decide to have a double wedding in the backyard, Kevin takes charge. Planning two weddings is a great way to impress his girlfriend, Tina Zabinski, the Most Beautiful and Best-Smelling Girl in the World.But as more and more relatives come to stay, things spiral out of control. Tying the knot has Kevin tied up in knots in this laugh-out-loud story.“When it comes to telling funny stories about boys, no one surpasses Paulsen.' —Booklist“[Paulsen is] one of the best-loved writers alive.” —The New York Times"
Gary Paulsen (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 2 hrs 57 mins
Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library
"THE START OF THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING SERIES WITH MORE THAN TWO MILLION COPIES SOLD! Can you escape from what James Patterson calls "the coolest library in the world"? Follow along and solve the clues in this interactive adventure! From the co-author of Murdle Jr.: Sleuths on the Loose… "A worthy successor to the original madman puzzle-master himself, Willy Wonka." -Booklist, starred review When Kyle Keeley learns that the world's most famous game maker, Luigi Lemoncello, has designed the town's new library and is having an invitation-only lock-in on opening night, he's determined to be there! But the tricky part isn't getting into the library-it's getting out. Because when morning comes, the doors stay locked. Kyle and the other kids must catch every clue and solve every puzzle to find the hidden escape route! Enjoy bonus content in the back-extra puzzles, an author Q&A, and more! The Lemoncello books are laugh-out-loud, puzzle-packed must-reads for classrooms and homes across America. Look for the whole series! Mr. Lemoncello's Very First Game (the prequel) Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library (also available as a graphic novel) Mr. Lemoncello's Library Olympics (also available as a graphic novel) Mr. Lemoncello's Great Library Race Mr. Lemoncello's All-Star Breakout Game Mr. Lemoncello and the Titanium Ticket Mr. Lemoncello's Fantabulous Finale"
Audiobook · 6 hrs 20 mins
The Field of Wacky Inventions (Floors #3)
"The final adventure in bestselling author Patrick Carman's delightfully wacky Floors trilogy! Taking mystery and adventure to the next level.It's not every day that a hotel loses its top floor. Then again, the Whippet Hotel is no stranger to wackiness. So when the entire floor is hoisted into the night sky by a nearly invisible airship, Leo and Remi know they're in for the ride of their lives. But little do the boys know just how amazing their voyage will become. They are headed to the field of wacky inventions, where they will have to compete against a number of foes for an incredible prize. It will take all of Leo and Remi's bravery, skill, and burping power to decode the outrageous puzzles hidden among the floors of Merganzer D. Whippet's newest and most peculiar construction. But they must -- because if they don't, they'll lose their beloved Whippet Hotel forever."
Patrick Carman (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 5 hrs 13 mins
Vote: The Theory, Practice, and Destructive Properties of Politics
"Some people lead and some people get out of the way. It’s a universal rule. A cosmic inevitability. Kevin Spencer is one lucky guy. Tina Zabinski, the World’s Most Beautiful, Most Perfect, Best-Smelling Girl, is finally his girlfriend. But now that he’s got the girl, will he be able to keep her? Enter his mortal enemy, Cash Devine. Handsome, smooth-talking Cash is running for class president, and he seems to have his eye on Tina. Kev’s got to dazzle her, so he decides to exercise his great political mind and run against Cash. There’s just one little problem: Kevin has to win. Gary Paulsen continues his exploration of the quirky, inventive mind of fourteen-year-old Kevin in this hilarious companion to Liar, Liar; Flat Broke; and Crush."
Audiobook · 2 hrs 40 mins
"All Dylan wants is mojo. What is mojo? It's power. The ability to command respect. It's everything Dylan doesn't have. He gets no respect at school, and when he finds the dead body of a classmate, even the police push him around. All the thanks he gets for trying to help the investigation with his crime drama skills is a new nickname at school: Body Bag. So when Dylan hears about a missing rich girl from the other side of town, he jumps at the chance to dive into this mystery. Surely if he cracks a case involving a girl this beautiful and this rich, he'll get not only a hefty cash reward, but the mojo he's looking for. His investigation takes him into the world of an elite private high school and an underground club called Gangland. As Dylan-along with his loyal friends Audrey and Randy-falls down the rabbit hole, lured by the power of privilege, he begins to lose himself. And the stakes of the game keep getting higher."
Tim Tharp (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 8 hrs 9 mins
"Perfect for fans of Thirteen Reasons Why and Looking for Alaska, Jennifer Weiner, #1 New York Times bestselling author, calls Elizabeth LaBan's The Tragedy Paper "a beguiling and beautifully written tale of first love and heartbreak." It follows the story of Tim Macbeth, a seventeen-year-old albino and a recent transfer to the prestigious Irving School, where the motto is "Enter here to be and find a friend." A friend is the last thing Tim expects or wants-he just hopes to get through his senior year unnoticed. Yet, despite his efforts to blend into the background, he finds himself falling for the quintessential "It" girl, Vanessa Sheller, girlfriend of Irving's most popular boy. To Tim's surprise, Vanessa is into him, too, but she can kiss her social status goodbye if anyone ever finds out. Tim and Vanessa begin a clandestine romance, but looming over them is the Tragedy Paper, Irving's version of a senior year thesis, assigned by the school's least forgiving teacher. Jumping between viewpoints of the love-struck Tim and Duncan, a current senior about to uncover the truth of Tim and Vanessa, The Tragedy Paper is a compelling tale of forbidden love and the lengths people will go to keep their secrets."
Elizabeth Laban (Author), Jesse Bernstein , Nick Chamian (Narrator)
Audiobook · 8 hrs 6 mins
Three Below (Floors #2)
"Charlie had his chocolate factory. Stanley Yelnats had his holes. Leo has the wacky, amazing Whippet Hotel. Now that Leo has uncovered a few secrets behind the wacky Whippet Hotel, he'll have to save it! Leo has explored the zany, wonderful Whippet Hotel from basement to top floor, with trains, flying goats, and mazes (among other things) in between. But even Leo doesn't know every secret of the Whippet - and when he discovers that there's more beneath the hotel than he'd thought, it doesn't take long for more adventures to unfold!"
Audiobook · 5 hrs 59 mins
"The instant New York Times bestseller from the author of the Newbery Medal winner When You Reach Me: a story about spies, games, and friendship. The first day Georges (the S is silent) moves into a new Brooklyn apartment, he sees a sign taped to a door in the basement: SPY CLUB MEETING-TODAY! That's how he meets his twelve-year-old neighbor Safer. He and Georges quickly become allies-and fellow spies. Their assignment? Tracking the mysterious Mr. X, who lives in the apartment upstairs. But as Safer's requests become more and more demanding, Georges starts to wonder: how far is too far to go for your only friend? "Will touch the hearts of kids and adults alike." -NPR Winner of the Guardian Prize for Children's Fiction Named a Best Book of the Year by The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and more!"
Rebecca Stead (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 4 hrs 41 mins
"Two-time Caldecott Medalist Chris Raschka's dazzling fiction debut Now that the whole thing is over (and we all survived!), I can tell you what happened. Picture this for a second. Rock wall six inches on my left. Sheer cliff hundreds of feet down on my right, my best friend Norman in front of me, mumbling something, and my mom behind me saying, 'Step, step, step.'EEEEEEYAAAAAH! Next time my mom bugs me about sitting in front of the computer too much, I'm going to say, 'Thanks, I prefer it where the near-death experiences are virtual!'No, seriously, this story is about Norman and about how he grows and learns stuff. Uses his imagination. Observes things. Like his dad, who is so devoted to . . . money! Like how his dad is mixed up with weird creeps of the underworld. All over the world!Why, why are grown-ups so insane? That's exactly the question that Norman, Anna and Emma (the twins), and I, Leonard, try to answer. And with the help of Norman's new tutor, Balthazar Birdsong (also fairly nuts), we nearly do it, too."
Chris Raschka (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
"The Whippet Hotel is a strange place full of strange and mysterious people. Each floor has its own quirks and secrets. Leo should know most of them he is the maintenance man's son, after all. But a whole lot more mystery gets thrown his way when a series of cryptic boxes are left for him . . . boxes that lead him to hidden floors, strange puzzles, and unexpected alliances. Leo had better be quick on his feet, because the fate of the building he loves is at stake . . . and so is Leo's own future!"
Audiobook · 6 hrs 11 mins
"Charlie had his chocolate factory. Stanley Yelnats had his holes. Leo has the wacky, amazing Whippet Hotel. The Whippet Hotel is a strange place full of strange and mysterious people. Each floor has its own quirks and secrets. Leo should know most of them - he is the maintenance man's son, after all. But a whole lot more mystery gets thrown his way when a series of cryptic boxes are left for him . . . boxes that lead him to hidden floors, strange puzzles, and unexpected alliances. Leo had better be quick on his feet, because the fate of the building he loves is at stake . . . and so is Leo's own future!"
Audiobook · 6 hrs 9 mins
You'll Like It Here (Everybody Does)
"While Meggie and David Blue are from another planet, they're a lot like Earth kids, with similar hopes and dreams, and can't wait to grow up. BUT they also have GROSSLY UNIQUE qualities, such as blue streaks in their hair that pop up randomly and language skills that sound like nothing on this planet. The story takes these alien kids, along with their mother and grandfather, by accident, to a far planet in which the society is not only oppressive but hostile to individual freedom. People are kept submissive through drugs and brainwashing. The Blues, who have spent time in free societies recognize the upside-down-ness of this world. They're almost helpless to do anything, but do what they can, plan their escape, and vow to help others."
Ruth White (Author), Becca Battoe , Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 6 hrs 35 mins
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
"A mysterious island. An abandoned orphanage. A strange collection of very curious photographs. It all waits to be discovered in Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, an unforgettable novel that makes for a thrilling listening experience. As our story opens, a horrific family tragedy sets sixteen-year-old Jacob journeying to a remote island off the coast of Wales, where he discovers the crumbling ruins of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. As Jacob explores its abandoned bedrooms and hallways, it becomes clear that the children were more than just peculiar. They may have been dangerous. They may have been quarantined on a deserted island for good reason. And somehow-impossible though it seems-they may still be alive. A spine-tingling fantasy, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children will delight adults, teens, and anyone who relishes an adventure in the shadows. Includes a bonus PDF of photographs and letters from the book"
Ransom Riggs (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 9 hrs 42 mins
Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth (Book 4)
"Brought to you by Puffin. Now on Disney+! Half boy. Half God. ALL Hero. Being the son of a Greek God, nothing in my life has been straightforward. Or monster-free. And it looks like that's not going to change anytime soon now that my arch enemy Luke wants to invade Camp Half-Blood via an ancient labyrinth. If he succeeds, thousands of bloodthirsty monsters will attack. So it's goodbye sunshine, hello darkness as four of us descend into the terrifying underground and beyond . . . WHAT TO EXPECT FROM PERCY JACKSON: · Monsters · Greek Gods · Laughs (and terrified screams) Rick Riordan has now sold an incredible 60 million copies of his books worldwide. 'This is the stuff of legends' - The Guardian ©2008 Rick Riordan (P)2010 Penguin Audio"
Audiobook · 10 hrs 32 mins
Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters (Book 2)
"Brought to you by Puffin. Now on Disney+! Half boy. Half God. ALL Hero. I look like a normal kid. Only there's a difference. Poseidon, God of the Sea is my dad. Which sounds cool, but actually means there is usually someone (or something), somewhere, trying to kill me. Now I live at Camp Half-Blood, with other kids like me. But Camp Half-Blood is a bit different to most summer camps. Instead of toasting marshmallows and singing campfire songs, we battle giant cannibals at dodgeball. This time, we're under attack, and I need to get my hands on the Golden Fleece or we'll be invaded by monsters. Big ones. WHAT TO EXPECT FROM PERCY JACKSON: · Monsters · Greek Gods · Laughs (and terrified screams) Rick Riordan has now sold an incredible 60 million copies of his books worldwide. 'This is the stuff of legends' - The Guardian ©2006 Rick Riordan (P)2010 Penguin Audio"
Audiobook · 7 hrs 55 mins
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief (Book 1)
"Brought to you by Puffin. Now on Disney+! Half boy. Half God. ALL Hero. I was just a normal kid, I went to school (got expelled a lot, but that wasn't my fault), played sports and hung out with my best friend. Until I accidentally vaporized my maths teacher. Now, I spend my time at Camp Half Blood, battling monsters and generally trying to stay alive. And now that Zeus thinks I've stolen his lightning bolt, staying alive is going to be even harder... WHAT TO EXPECT FROM PERCY JACKSON: · Monsters · Greek Gods · Laughs (and terrified screams) Rick Riordan has now sold an incredible 60 million copies of his books worldwide. 'This is the stuff of legends' - The Guardian ©2006 Rick Riordan (P)2010 Penguin Audio"
Audiobook · 10 hrs 13 mins
Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian (Book 5)
"Brought to you by Puffin. Half boy. Half God. ALL Hero. Normally when you turn sixteen you get a really cool present. But, being sixteen and the son of Poseidon can never be that simple. So instead, I get a prophecy that says the fate of the entire world on my shoulders. Great. On top of that, Kronos, Lord of the Titans, is attacking New York City and the dreaded monster Typhon is heading our way. So, it's me and forty of my demi-god friends versus untold evil. Happy birthday to me! WHAT TO EXPECT FROM PERCY JACKSON: · Monsters · Greek Gods · Laughs (and terrified screams) Rick Riordan has now sold an incredible 60 million copies of his books worldwide. 'This is the stuff of legends' - The Guardian © Rick Riordan 2009 (P) Penguin Audio 2010"
Percy Jackson and the Titan's Curse (Book 3)
"Brought to you by Puffin. Now on Disney+! Half boy. Half God. ALL Hero. My life could have been the same as an ordinary teenager. Except my dad is Poseidon, and I live in a camp full of half Gods and mythical creatures. So instead, my days are spent combatting half-lion half-humans and trying to live a somewhat normal life. But normalcy has just gone out the window. My friend Annabeth is missing, a Goddess is in chains, and only five of us can join the quest to save the day. Oh and guess what. The Oracle has predicted that not all of us will survive... WHAT TO EXPECT FROM PERCY JACKSON: · Monsters · Greek Gods · Laughs (and terrified screams) Rick Riordan has now sold an incredible 60 million copies of his books worldwide. 'This is the stuff of legends' - The Guardian ©2007 Rick Riordan (P)2010 Penguin Audio"
Audiobook · 8 hrs 48 mins
"Mr. Heavy Legs walked past Cooper and got into the jeep. He turned on the ignition and backed up to Cooper. He handed him a card with a single phone number on it. “I’m not forcing you to come, kid. Not yet. But things are going to start happening fast. Very fast. Call if you want me. And one thing more: Next time I see you, I won’t be asking you to come.” “Do you know what happened to my father?” “Of course I do,” said Mr. Heavy Legs. Then he drove away. “You’re my first boy, Cooper, my first boy,” his grandfather tells him just before he dies. Now, fourteen-year-old Cooper Jewett has no one, not even a dog to keep him company. The only thing that keeps him going is looking after the dairy farm. All of a sudden, strange and inexplicable things begin to happen. Big men in suits with black sedans are all over Cooper’s small New Hampshire town. The President of the United States invites Cooper for a chat at her headquarters. Her opponent insists that Cooper join him on his campaign. Cooper’s house is searched at night, and his barn is burned down. His neighbors, even the sheriff, are behaving strangely. Why?"
Gary D. Schmidt (Author), Jesse Bernstein (Narrator)
Audiobook · 4 hrs 47 mins
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