Christmas Jokes by Macmillan Children's Books

Christmas Jokes by Macmillan Children's Books

By Macmillan Children's Books (author)

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What sort of phone has Santa got? Pay as you ho, ho, ho!

What do you call a prawn that won't share its Christmas presents? Shell-fish

Just a couple of the 100's of jokes that fill this fabulousy jolly snowman shaped book. A wonderful addition to any Christmas stocking, this will add plenty of cheer (and a groan or two) on Christmas day. Just brilliant. ~ Shelley Fallows - You can also find Shelley here .

A snowman-shaped book of very funny Christmas jokes. Full of seasonal silliness it is the perfect festive stocking filler.

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Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's Decembrrrrr

What do ducks do before their Christmas dinner? Pull their Christmas quackers!

What does a grumpy mouse send another mouse at Christmas? A Cross-mouse card

What do elves use for making Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour

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The LoveReading4Kids Editorial Team have read and reviewed Christmas Jokes and determined it is suitable for children aged 5-8 years old

Christmas Jokes features in the following genres: Featured Books for 5+ readers, Recommendations, Recommended Children's eBooks, Featured Books for 7+ readers

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Christmas Jokes was written by Macmillan Children's Books and published by Macmillan Children's Books an imprint of Pan Macmillan

Christmas Jokes has 128 pages

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