By Joe King (author) , Nigel Baines (illustrator)
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Compact enough to fit into a ref’s top pocket, this little book is filled with enough football jokes, songs and limericks to see you through the World Cup. There are old favourites, such as the one about the difference between the England team and a tea bag (the tea bag stays in the cup longer…) but lots of newer ones too – e.g.
what does Gareth Southgate drive to work? A 4 x 4 x 2 - while the section on football chants is bang up to date. The jokes are exactly the kind of gags that kids love and will have them laughing whatever’s happening on the pitch (England going out on penalties probably).
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl!
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Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card!
These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!
Delve into this delightful collection for jokes, loony limericks and cheeky football chants TBK Mag
There are plenty of giggles, making it worth checking out for football fans counting down the seconds to the World Cup The BookBag
Joe King was born and grew up in Little Chortle. He recently moved to Greater Guffaw with his wife, Lar. Lar and Joe enjoy joking and larking around and playing with their two guinea pigs, chuckle and giggle.
Joe King is the author of The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever and The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever .
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The LoveReading4Kids Editorial Team have read and reviewed The Little Book of Football Jokes and determined it is suitable for children aged 7-10 years old
The Little Book of Football Jokes features in the following genres: Featured Books for 9+ readers, Recommendations, Featured Books for 7+ readers
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The Little Book of Football Jokes was written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press Ltd
The Little Book of Football Jokes has 122 pages
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