By Joe King (author) , Nigel Baines (illustrator) Part of the Funniest Joke Books Ever series
"Footballing funnies guaranteed to keep the most miserable fan laughing"
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Sometimes as a football fan, you’ve got to laugh or you’ll cry, so it’s well worth keeping this book to hand as the next game/end of season/play offs/Euros approach. There are some old favourites – Q. What do footballers drink? A. Penal-tea – and some jokes hot off the bench as well as footballer limericks and your favourite football chants. Some of the jokes refer to specific people – feel free to replace the names with your player or manager of choice!
Pack this slim little volume next time you’re on your way to a game and whatever the final score, you’ll be smiling.
A great collection of football jokes, re-issued for the Euros in 2024!
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What will Fabio Capello do if the pitch is flooded during the World Cup? Bring on his subs
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl
Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card
These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
'Delve into this delightful collection for jokes, loony limericks and cheeky football chants.' - TBK Mag
'There are plenty of giggles, making it worth checking out for football fans counting down the seconds to the World Cup.' - Keith Dudhnath , TheBookBag.co.uk
Joe King was born and grew up in Little Chortle. He recently moved to Greater Guffaw with his wife, Lar. Lar and Joe enjoy joking and larking around and playing with their two guinea pigs, chuckle and giggle.
Joe King is the author of The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever and The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever .
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A great collection of football jokes, re-issued for the Euros in 2024! What will Fabio Capello do if the pitch is flooded during the World Cup?
The LoveReading4Kids Editorial Team have read and reviewed The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! and determined it is suitable for children aged 5-10 years old
The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! features in the following genres: Activity and Puzzle Books, Children’s / Teenage general interest: Hobbies, quizzes, toys and games, Children’s / Teenage: General interest, Children’s, Teenage and Educational, Featured Books for 5+ readers, Recommendations, Featured Books for 9+ readers, Football , Children’s / Teenage general interest: Ball games and sports, Sports, Featured Books for 7+ readers
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The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! was written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press Ltd
The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! has 57 pages
Yes it is part of Funniest Joke Books Ever series
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