By Gatlin Perrin (author)
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Dirk isn't the chosen one. Not even close. So how did they end up in the middle of a potential apocalypse? All Dirk wanted was to escape another argument with their parents and go for a nice quiet coffee.
Instead, they've been kidnapped by agents, attacked by mal-realmers and forced to wear a boiler suit that they're pretty sure someone died in. When Dirk is taken to Base, a secret underground … well … base, they learn way more than they need to.
More about other realms, more about the battle between good and evil, and more about the absolutely terrifying Violent Jack, an evil mal-realmer determined to bring about the end of the world. Both sides need the chosen one. But there's not a lot Dirk can do about it, is there? It's not like it's them. Unfortunately for Dirk, not everyone knows that.
"A very funny fantasy quest with an amazingly evil queen." - Richard Pickard, author of The Peculiar Tale of Tentacle Boy
Gatlin Perrin is a North Walian living in London. They tell folktales to children, lecture to university students and run workshops for adults. Essentially, they're trying to ruin as many generations as possible.
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Dirk isn't the chosen one. Not even close.So how did they end up in the middle of a potential apocalypse?
The LoveReading4Kids Editorial Team have read and reviewed Dirk Jones Is NOT the Chosen One and determined it is suitable for children aged 9-10 years old
Dirk Jones Is NOT the Chosen One features in the following genres: Featured Books for 9+ readers, Horror & Ghost Stories, Funny, Science Fiction, Recommendations, Children's and Young Adult Fiction, Children’s, Teenage and Educational
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Dirk Jones Is NOT the Chosen One was written by Gatlin Perrin and published by Firefly Press
Dirk Jones Is NOT the Chosen One has 282 pages
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