When bears cross paths with humans, just about anything can happen. Here are eight stories about encounters that probably didnât go as either party expected.
Douglas Harder has grown accustomed to getting visits from bears at his condo in Sandpoint, Idaho. âYou know itâs very common, I live up on a mountain and this is the wilderness,â he told ABC news. In the spring of 2015, a mother black bear and her two cubs made a habit of emptying the birdfeeder on Harderâs second-story deck.
The following August, he returned home from a brief trip out of town to discover that some local ursid had broken into his kitchen through a partially open sliding door. Once inside, the intruder scratched up a wall and gobbled up some junk food before taking its leave. No sooner had Harder cleaned up the mess than a bear cub shoved its face through his cat door. One night later, the cub gave the tiny door another try, allowing Harder to snap some hilarious photographs that made the rounds on American news outlets.
A film crew sent to capture new footage for the 2015 nature series The Hunt was caught off-guard by a hungry polar bear who made a habit of dropping by their cabin in Svalbard, Norway. Within a 24-hour period, the animal barged into the building on no fewer than three separate occasions. During these forays, it devoured nearly all of the teamâs food supply, eating everything from their dried pasta to a jar of the producerâs olives. And at one point, the crew returned to find the bear sleeping peacefully by the doorway with some of their red wine smeared across its face. One of the few things that wasnât eaten, however, was a lone jar of Marmiteâa yeast-based food spread whose slogan, appropriately enough, is âLove it or hate it.â
Kristen Jones of Knoxville was visiting her parents in Burke County, North Carolina last June when she decided to do some yoga on the bank of a nearby lake. Popping in her ear buds, Jones sat by the shore and began the exercise routine. Thatâs when her day took an unexpected turn. âI felt a sniff on my right shoulder and a lick up my neck,â Jones later recalled. Assuming that the neighborâs dog had wandered over, Jones reached backwards to hug the animalâand received the shock of her life. As the Tennessee woman turned around, she spotted a full-grown black bear walking away. Terrified, Jones stumbled backwards into the lake while her visitor lumbered off.
Early in July 2015, numerous guests and staffers of the USA Raft Company on the Nolichucky River sighted a dangerously skinny bear cub patrolling the riverâs banks all by herself. âThere was no sign of a mama bear,â general manager Matt Moses told the Knoxville News Sentinel . âShe was obviously malnourished and appeared to be in distress. My guides kept coming back to me and saying they had no idea what to do.â
The bear was just as interested in the rafters. With each passing day, the little creature grew more intrepid, walking or swimming closer and closer to passing rafts. After four consecutive days of progress, she finally clambered into the raft of Danny Allen, a veteran guide who delivered the underweight animal to Moses. The Tennessee Wildlife Agency was called in short order, and the cub was given some much-needed medical attention. Once sheâd regained some of her former strength, the animal was handed over to Appalachian Bear Rescue, a care facility based in Townsend. By then, her story had gone viral on Facebook, where she received the nickname âNoli Bearâ (âNoliâ being short for Nolichucky).
Back in 2004, rangers at Washingtonâs Baker Lake found themselves dealing with a boozy black bear . The trouble began when this critter opened up several unattended coolers on the campgrounds. As he foraged these campsites, the bear drank his way through the beer cans he came acrossâor at least some of them, anyway. âHe drank the Rainer, but wouldnât drink the Busch beer,â said resort bookkeeper Lisa Broxson. Reportedly, the ursine thief downed 36 cans of the former beer while deliberately ignoring all but one can of the latter.
"Iâve known them to get into cans,â Sgt. Bill Heinck of Fish and Wildlife told reporters, âbut nothing like this⦠it definitely had a preference.â Noticeably buzzed, the bear didnât put up much resistance when park rangers arrived to shoo him away. However, instead of leaving, he scaled a nearby tree and took a four-hour nap in its branches. Once the bear woke up, park employees were finally able to scare him off, only to see the big fellow come back for another round the next day. Undaunted, the rangers used donuts, honey, andâof courseâtwo cans of Rainier to lure their bear into a humane trap. Following his apprehension, the four-legged lager enthusiast was successfully relocated.
On the morning of July 28, 2016, David Meurer of Evergreen, Colorado walked down his driveway en route to a church meeting. Along the way, Meurer couldnât help but notice that the door of his wifeâs SUV was slightly ajar. Closer inspection revealed an even bigger surprise: Somehow, a good-sized black bear had crawled into the car overnight. With Meurer watching, the intruder abruptly made its presence known to the whole neighborhood, shaking the vehicle and honking the horn as it thrashed about in the carâs cabin. The racket woke up a neighbor who cracked open the SUV door and then banged on some pans to scare the animal off.
Palmer High School in Colorado Springs nearly went into lockdown mode last year when a black bear cub was sighted near the grounds. However, when Blanca Caro, the schoolâs police resource manager, set out to locate this potentially dangerous animal, she couldnât turn up anything on campus. So she ventured into the surrounding area.
While walking down Boulder Street, Caro was approached by a perturbed pizzeria employee who told an amazing story. Apparently, the bear had waddled into the eatery through a side door and made a beeline for the prep room. Foregoing the pizza ingredients, this hungry little critter lapped up some cinnamon bread icing before taking a nap on the backroom shelves. An officer from Parks and Wildlife arrived in short order to tranquilize the adorable freeloader. Nicknamed âLittle Louieâ after the pizza shop heâd invaded, the bear spent four months at the Wet Mountain Wildlife Rehabilitation Center before being released into the wild in January, 2016.
In his 2011 book The Great White Bear , science writer Kieran Mulvaney retells the true story of a polar bear who took umbrage with the flash unit on one very expensive camera. Former marketing director Robert Buchanan helped found the conservation group Polar Bears International in 1992. Now a world-renowned organization, PBI has come to play a big role in expanding our scientific knowledge of the Arcticâs most charismatic predator. As part of this research, its members have captured hundreds of original polar bear photographs over the years. Today, PBI cameramen snag ursine close-ups from the safety of a wooden cage. However, as Buchanan explained to Mulvaney, the process used to be a lot more complicated. âBefore we built the cage, we tried to take photographs with a camera that was on the end of a long pole that Iâd lower down [from a height],â Buchanan said.
One day, things went awry when the cameraâs flash went off right in a bearâs face. Naturally, the animal didnât appreciate this startling burst of light, but its reaction was rather low-key. Rather than swipe at the camera, the bear calmly extended one arm. Then, with a single outstretched claw, it touched the lip of the cameraâs lens. â[He] didnât try to hit it or anything,â Buchanan recalls, ââ¦he just hooked that claw in there and was not going to let go of that camera.â In vain, the conservationist jerked the pole around, desperately trying to free his camera. But the bear stubbornly clung on, moving its paw in concert with the unit. After fifteen minutes of tug-of-war, Buchanan was about to give up when something remarkable happened. âIâd just written off that camera, and then he looked up at me as if to smile and⦠took the paw off as if he was saying âJust donât flash me.ââ
Buchanan was more than happy to comply. âTheyâre very smart,â he observed. âTheyâre just incredibly smart.â
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